SO YOU WANT TO BE A PILOT?
Well all of this will have to be in TWO columns. Oh well. Ill do my best
FYI BTW this is just completely random stuff.. But you know me!
ZE PINEAPPLE
Morris was wandering through the jungle. He had not eaten for days. After a few hours, he came across a pineapple hanging from a string. Knowing this was a trap, Morris crept up a tree, hoping to untie the string from a branch. Just as he was done untying the string, the branch broke and Morris fell straight down through a hole made by leaves under the pineapple. A few hours later, a safari warrior came across Morris in the hole. He threw doewn a rope. Morris cautiously crept up the rope, thinking of how to overtake the warrior. This wasnt necessary since about a dozen of the warriors were waiting at the top.
IF YOU COULD BE THE LEAD IN A MOVIE WHO WOULD YOU BE?
I would be Indiana Jones in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. This is the best Indiana Jones film -- wait scratch that --. I would be Marty McFly in Back to the Future I. This is the best Back to the Future flick. I could drive a DeLorean and travel back in time (ed. note - YOU GOTTA GO BACK IN TIME). I would meet Christopher Lloyd who plays Doc Brown. I would also mee Biff and would dump manur all over him. HA! I would make the film better by spending more time with Einstein and George. I think the DeLorean would be the best.
ONLY ONE FOOD LEFT
If there was only one food left, I would have it be pickles. Pickles are good. You can eat more than one pickle. Pickles come from cucumbers which is a good vegetable (or fruit?). Pickles taste sour which is a good taste for people to have. I don't think we need any fatty foods like burgers or tacos. Pickles can be cut different ways or eaten like an apple. They can be sliced vertically for hamburgers or horizontally for sandwiches or hamburgers. They cand be diced to make relish for hot dogs. They can be quartered to be eaten like a side dish or on a hot dog.
I hope that brightened your insights about pickles.
NEW AS OF 6/28
What is the perfect date?
First lets start out with the person. She has brown hair. She has either brown or green eyes. She is shorter than me, with no minimum height within reason. No midgets or anything. Shes skinny but not anorexic. She has a tan or darker complexion. She has nice athletic legs (Ed note. What the hell are you rambling about Mike?) She has the best sense of humor. She doesn't care what anyone thinks of her. We would sitll get really along without talking to each other that much. When we did talk, we would have the perfect thing to talk about + talk deep and intellectually.
For the date, we would go to an Italian restaurant downtown. Maybe something in a hotel high above the city. Yeah thatd be nice. After, we would go see a play or musical. Maybe... The Producers with Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane. After we would go to Navy Pier and share a coffee (Ed note. I HATE COFFEE) and something for dessert.
Well I have no idea what that solved. And I dont really care if the girl looks like that or not. It doesnt matter as long as the other stuff is good.
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So this is how it ends....
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